When I was pregnant with my cat

I love this so much 😂
My dogs’ birthday party invitations a few years ago were of their ultrasounds

I get the witty twist, and it's pretty cool. But the initial statement is messed up, like adopted children aren't really the children of the people who adopted them. It pisses me off when I hear someone refer to her "real dad," talking about a piece of human garbage who never even bothered to know her, rather than the man who raised her as his own. ijs

Reminds me of when my spouse used to say our dog was her son. Going as far as to say she gave birth to him. 😅

#facts

That's exactly what I imagine when they say it. 😆

and precious doesn't forget your birthday or mother's day huh?

Oh
Good
Lord

😸

Lmao x5

If there was a uterus left lying around the house.

My cat would most certainly jump into it.