If I ever get another cat, her name will be Hyphy, short for Hyphenate. I already have a cat named Diem, like Seize the Day, and Hyphenate is like

the dash between DOB and DOD on a gravestone: all that contains life. Also, when someone says to "Get Hyphy", it means to "Get Lit/Crunk/Down with the Sickness".

If I get a puppy, his name will be Wilberforce Halliburton Shagnasty. No questions will be answered at this time.