Pets (title is NOT too short)

Everyone's posting all type of sweet nothings about their pets so let me tell youse about the two cats in my house. The fucking morons woke me up around 11:30 last night yowling very loudly at each other. I had a 04:15 wakeup time for work. After I yelled at them & got them to shut the hell up, they go back at it about two hours later. Then this morning they are back to their quiet, normal routine. Fucking idiots do this every six months or so. Urgh!