The downstairs flutters felt when a man comes up to you and says…

“Excuse me, do you come here often?”

We’ll ignore the fact that he followed that with whether or not I knew if he could exit out of one of the side doors of the little thrift shop I’m in. Yeah. Let’s ignore that bit as I just live off of the 🫦 of that opener a little while longer.

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BillyMack · 46-50, M

Did you swoon when you responded? 🤔

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack I figured the swoon was the only response needed.

chasingMonday · 41-45, M

Women actually like that line?

Thatsright · 61-69, M

@chasingMonday I read into that “location, location, location”. But don’t go by me, I haven’t been single for 50 years.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

downstairs flutters

I don`t have that in my basement. 🤔

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Put the clothes in the dryer while you`re down there.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Degbeme

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart

SirLirkALot · 46-50, M

what's your sign?

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@SirLirkALot That’s right up there with “What’s your love language?”…which seems to be something chicks ask more than guys. I couldn’t be a dude in the dating world just because of that question alone.

SirLirkALot · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart I've never heard that one before. Assuming the proper response is speaking in tongues.

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