Decisions were made.

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I can’t believe someone just discarded this all willy nilly like that. Truth be told, I may or may not have given it a few inappropriate squeezes before I finally made myself walk away from it. It was all I could do to not bring it home with me. But I knew what my dorkass would end up doing with it 🙄

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*the “does this image contain nudity” prompt 😂💀

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NudasPriest

"All the right bends in all the right places". 🎶

WasEP · 51-55, M

It would look good in your fake fruit basket kitchen table bowl.. 😊

DancingStarGoddess ·

That's an awfully girthy banaenae you've got there, ma'am 😏

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Did you buy those cakes? 🤔

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Degbeme Nope. I’m not into snack cakes.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Oh good. No go back and get that thing and tell us all about what the cashier does. 😏

BillyMack · 46-50, M

You’d have helicoptered it all around the kitchen I’m sure

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack Hell. I was doing it in the store 😄

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

Bananas go well with tangerines. Just saying.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Harmonium1923 …okay. Looking at that I don’t know is craving vitamin C or vitamin D 🤔

Bexsy

It be justified. Because who wouldn't?

I sure enough would of. My helicopter swing is the swingiest.

What I'd be singing.

I get the nudity promt in almost everything i post. Like it just wants me to put something inappropriate ;)

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@Bexsy you have a hella helicopter!

Keeper · M

I mean.....so many questions.

Really challenging the validity of the ripeness, in general. It's like the North and South poles get no sunshine, weird sh*t

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