I bought myself a new nightshirt for these cooler months fast approaching.

It’s soft. Has cuffed ends on the sleeves. Is the perfect length to feel like a boyfriend tee. And may have The Hellfire Club on it but that part’s not that important, which might be a lie.

What is important is that it has pockets, something I’ve never experienced with the sleep attire I usually wear.

My question is…what exactly are the pockets for? Late night snacky snacks? Coffee pods for the morning so I can skip a step?…but lawd help them if I roll over in the middle of the night. A mini Rabbit for an impromptu jam sess? Or just an opportunity to put my little fists in them and twirl while bragging to anyone that’ll listen that my nightshirt has pockets?

I need to know these secrets no one’s told me. I feel out of the loop here 😕