While I recognize the efficency, logic, and hygiene of a a bidet. Everyone who I meet that has one is an absolute weirdo

Seriously, every home or cottage I service that has bidets is an eccentric absolute weirdo. Lile the type to offer you a glass of mead instead of a normal drink. Or ask if you want some marmalade to take home while offering you pamphlets about wells in Rawanda shit. Wearing shit like round thick rimmed coke bottle glasses and stained glass earings with crazy grey hair and clothing made exclusivly out of yarn

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Scroffington · 46-50, M

I'm willing to be grouped in with these people once I rebuild my bathroom. But I will offer you a fucking manhattan with a good cherry in it, or a beer like a normal person.

MethDozer · M

@Scroffington I look forward to ignoring your talk about the next silent antique and oil painting auction to raise funds for craft and art supplies to impoversished children in the ghetto so they can "have a constructive outlet" that you are organizing

Scroffington · 46-50, M

@MethDozer if I actually talk like that I need to be euthanized immediately

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