I Am a Smartass

listen here sweet cheeks
your shit is runnin round
and it god awful stinks

you’re half woman
half man and you wouldn’t know
your ass from an old tin can

but here’s the thing
you’re a wee bit rusty
and no king or queen

and if I were you
I’d high-tail it
to Timbuktu!

there ain’t no bitch
gonna bring me down
cause I’m the honey...

wearing his crown!


(Im blaming this one on the whiskey 😳😬😃)