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listen here sweet cheeks
your shit is runnin round
and it god awful stinks

you’re half woman
half man and you wouldn’t know
your ass from an old tin can

but here’s the thing
you’re a wee bit rusty
and no king or queen

and if I were you
I’d high-tail it
to Timbuktu!

there ain’t no bitch
gonna bring me down
cause I’m the honey...

wearing his crown!


(Im blaming this one on the whiskey 😳😬😃)
HotMessExpress102 · 41-45, F
@waleskinder Looks like I’m gonna be dragging ass!
@HotMessExpress102 maybe those damn bears have some ..

yeronlyman · 51-55, M
Hope the feck that’s Irish whiskey 🥃 ☘️

Haha

“Listen here sweet cheeks!”
Lmao 😂
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@HotMessExpress102 lol
Once it’s but banana... bad memories of a destiny with banana whisky in 1993... lol

🍌 🥃 😬
HotMessExpress102 · 41-45, F
@yeronlyman I think I just vomited in my mouth😂
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@HotMessExpress102 🤣🤣🤣
🍌🥃
SW-User
[c=#4C0073]aight ✌️[/c]
TheGoodGuy · M
Whoa! Someone's not happy 😳
TheGoodGuy · M
@HotMessExpress102
Lol. Glad to hear it.
Hey YOU!! 😘
Long time no see. Very long time... How have you been?
HotMessExpress102 · 41-45, F
@TheGoodGuy I’m half crazy, but fully enjoying myself 😘
TheGoodGuy · M
SW-User
Ohmygoodness😳

Just a few more so you can say how you really feel 😉
HotMessExpress102 · 41-45, F
@SW-User Oh baby girl... I’ve had way more than that already 😬😂
SW-User
@HotMessExpress102 Come on to Virginia and getcha some shine🥰😉

Niloo · 46-50, F
JohnOlinger · 41-45, M
@HotMessExpress102 So What Do You Think Of Kendall Kyndall & Would You Do Him
NudasPriest · 46-50, M
Don't blame it on the sunlight
Do blame it on the moonshine
Don't blame it on the bad times
Blame it on the whiskey ...

 
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