The captain is a one eyed dwarf, he's throwing dice, along the wharf.

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SW-User

Uncle Phil
Can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and
He's almost blind
And we must find out
Where the money is
Get it now
Before he loses his mind

Bumbles · 51-55, M

@SW-User So true, and don’t get me started about Uncle Vernon!