Send Help joke::In WW1, an English general sends his French ally soldiers over the hill.
Only one comes back, beaten and bloody.
“It’s a Bacon Tree!”, he says before dying.
The general is confused. The general sends more men over the hill. Again, only one comes back, bloody and near death. “Bacon Tree!”, he exclaims before dying.
The general is quite perplexed. What the hell is a bacon tree?
Finally he sends his most elite unit of French soldiers over the hill. Sure enough, only one comes back.
“Is it a Bacon tree?”, asks the general.
“Non mon generale, it is a Ham Bush!”
“It’s a Bacon Tree!”, he says before dying.
The general is confused. The general sends more men over the hill. Again, only one comes back, bloody and near death. “Bacon Tree!”, he exclaims before dying.
The general is quite perplexed. What the hell is a bacon tree?
Finally he sends his most elite unit of French soldiers over the hill. Sure enough, only one comes back.
“Is it a Bacon tree?”, asks the general.
“Non mon generale, it is a Ham Bush!”
