joke ;;long ;;;A guy is sitting on a bench on a street corner when another guy walks around the corner…
…and his shirt is just so nice & comfortable looking that the guy on the bench says, “I really like you shirt! Mind me asking where you got it from?”
The guy walking smiles and says, “It’s from J.C. Penny.”
Another guy walks around the corner a few minutes later and his pants are just so nice looking that the guy on the bench asks him where he got them from, again the guy smiles and too says that he got them from J.C. Penny.
Another few minutes go by and a yet another guy walks around the corner and his shoes are so good looking that the guy on the bench asks him where he put them and again the guy says he got them from J.C. Penny.
The guy sits in the bench for a few minutes and is about to go to J.C. Penny for some new clothes when a guy stumbles around the corner in just his underwear and looking like he’s drunk. The guy on the bench, hops up and helps him sit down on the bench and asks, “Are you okay? You look drunk, do you know what your name is?”
The drunk guy says, “Yeah, my name is J.C. Penny.🙊
The guy walking smiles and says, “It’s from J.C. Penny.”
Another guy walks around the corner a few minutes later and his pants are just so nice looking that the guy on the bench asks him where he got them from, again the guy smiles and too says that he got them from J.C. Penny.
Another few minutes go by and a yet another guy walks around the corner and his shoes are so good looking that the guy on the bench asks him where he put them and again the guy says he got them from J.C. Penny.
The guy sits in the bench for a few minutes and is about to go to J.C. Penny for some new clothes when a guy stumbles around the corner in just his underwear and looking like he’s drunk. The guy on the bench, hops up and helps him sit down on the bench and asks, “Are you okay? You look drunk, do you know what your name is?”
The drunk guy says, “Yeah, my name is J.C. Penny.🙊
