I wasn't able to watch the parade this year

So I'm just hearing about the dirty commies who tried to interrupt it. And let me tell you, few things piss me off as much as that. You've got to be some of the lowest scumfucks of society to try and ruin something that brings innocent joy. Absolute trash people with trash goals.

This is America so let me help you. Buy a gun and run into wherever you want to cause a disruption then blow your brains out. That will work in stopping the entire world around you and net you the most attention. Low effort activism don't cut it no more, it's time to show how committed you are to the cause.