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My really bad pun

If your pig has a sore rub it with oinkment.
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meJess · F
Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

Snout, snout get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

At breakfast time
You should have a bacon roll
On brown or white
They really, really ought to know

Those one-track minds
That took you for a vegan boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to eat the soy
You shouldn't have to eat the soy

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

They gave you rice
And in return, you gave them hell
As cold as ice
I hope that we can eat the tail
I hope that we can eat the tail

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

Snout, snout, get it all out (get it all out)
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

Snout, snout get it all out (get it all out)
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, so come on

And when you've taken down your lard
If I could cook the hind
I'd really love to bake the ham
I'd really love to bake the ham

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without (bake your ham)
(I'd really love to bake your ham) come on
I'm talking to you, come on

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, so come on

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
I'm talking to you, come on

(They really, really ought to know) snout, snout, get it all out
(They really, really ought to know) this is the pork I can’t do without
(They really, really) come on
I'm talking to you, so come on (they really, really ought to know)

Snout, snout get it all out (I'd really love to bake the ham)
This is the pork I can’t do without (I'd really love to bake the ham)
Come on
I'm talking to you, so come on

Snout, snout, get it all out
This is the pork I can’t do without
Come on
FlowerPetal · 22-25, F
I'll take it. Hahaha.
Alyosha · 36-40, M
good attempt.. you will do better.
BlobbyMcBlobface · 100+, M
I'm busy at the moment so I'll try it next squeak
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
Oh man, that's horrible.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Mott
Weatment,
?
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@vetguy1991 Are you drunk or is your device broken?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@AnnaWasHere bsdxdexvice
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@vetguy1991 bad device? okay. best not use it for now.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
shame on you! :)
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@Pretzel It's so bad it's funny.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@AnnaWasHere oh I'm stealing it :)
496sbc · 36-40, M
hahaha aww there the porkiest
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