I've had violet flavored candy before......FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!

What deranged, unloved, unreconstructed son of a whelp ever deciding violet flowers was a suitable flavor for sweets? Or any floral flavor for that matter. Obviously some sort of a psychopath. Who else would smell a dusty crotched elderly woman's perfume and decide to themselves "Let's eat that".

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Younameit · F

You need to try Lavender iced coffee. It’s so good and manly

MethDozer · M

@Younameit rose, lavender, violet, etc.

Floral flavors are all ignorant af. Taste like perfume

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Will we see a married dozer by the end of this year,,,,

MethDozer · M

@deadgerbil 🤨

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@MethDozer I forgot, marriage is gae

truegen

Hmm, according to research, lavender is the most likely of all scents to trigger sexual arousal in males 🤔👇
https://aanos.org/human-male-sexual-response-to-olfactory-stimuli/

CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

I bet it tastes like soap. Just like anything lavender flavoured.

Younameit · F

@CrazyMusicLover Starbucks used to have a lavender iced latte, it tasted like shampoo, it was so bad 😂. But I’m still a sucker for lavender flavored things when they’re carefully measured

CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

@Younameit I had lavender ice cream. It wasn't bad but the association with cosmetic products was just too strong. 😅

MethDozer · M

@CrazyMusicLover yes. It's an abomination

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