Y'all this woman from my church has gotten on my very last nerve.
Her "concern" is borderline nosey & I'm tired of her questions aaallllll the time. I don't even get to go to church anymore but my mom does so why tf worry me to death with questions about my mom?? ASK HER FFS.
Tell her the most insane vulgar things, so unreal it shocks her. When she questions what you just said say "nope I made it up now leave me alone I don't have time to make up another story"