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Is my GPS woman sitting up there laughing at me when she sends me in all the wrong directions??? 😤

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Old joke.

Long before cellphones and PCs were a thing, a city fella was driving through rural areas of New England, searching for a place that was selling family heirlooms.

He got lost. At last, he saw an elderly man on a tractor, plowing. He got out of his car, climbed the rail fence and approached the man on the tractor, asking him for help in finding the place.

The man was courteous and freely offered a long set of complicated instructions. The city guy took notes and then returned to his car with more confidence.

He drove for almost an hour, when he realized that he was looking at the same fence, field and tractor man.

Annoyed, he climbed the fence again, hailed the tractor driver and angrily yelled, “Your directions just made me drive an hour and wind up right back here! Why did you do that?”

Unruffled, the old man said, “It’s kinda hard to find, that place you’re trying to get to. I wanted to make sure you could follow simple directions first.”
fun4us2b · M
Make a left, and a left, and a left....Hey, this looks familiar!

I hate when it sends you through these little neighborhoods with dozens of stop signs, then you realize you could've taken Route 1 straight through...
Tumbleweed · F
@fun4us2b Exactly and my favorite is "turn left right NOW" and I end up at a barn.
fun4us2b · M
@Tumbleweed Or, Make a U-Turn now - If you pass the turn!

Tumbleweed · F
@fun4us2b That's soooo me!! 🤣🤣🤣
I trust GPS as much as I trust strangers handing my kids candy... except at Halloween 😂
bookerdana · M
Nothing is worse than....

More than likely.
BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
I have mine on a British accent .. so she sounds kinda damn smug about it times to boot ;-)
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
I hate when those know it all type devices are wrong.
Tumbleweed · F
@ineedadrink She sent me to the wrong house twice within two weeks, made me an hour late for work. I mean, I can get lost & fired all by myself!!
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
@Tumbleweed AI at it's best..🙄
Tumbleweed · F
@Degbeme GPS arrival locations are questionable too!

 
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