In other news

My coworker who ditched this dude at work instead of being upfront about her feelings came into work yesterday announcing she has a new boyfriend. She and her new boyfriend had a friend who died recently, so this is what started their budding relationship. Also, if someone dies in front of you, I don't think you should be bragging about it at work all day, every day.

And just now she was showing another group of coworkers engagement rings.

This dude has become mute and mentioned looking at other jobs.

Meanwhile, I'm painting my nails at my desk.