Me : Omg you are so-and-so husband I used to do nails with her!

Him: Yeah we got divorced though....shes happy as a clam living with her boyfriend.

Me: Ooh I'm sorry.

That's the last time I say that to someone hahahhahha

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empanadas · 31-35, M

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@empanadas why did you steal my cousin's selfie

empanadas · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil because looking for him, he stole my collection of smeg

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@empanadas I knew you loved burritos with sour cream