Attention SW wannabe bad asses...

If you act like you’re on some gangster shit but post a picture of you and your family in matching plaid pajamas during the holidays then the bad ass delegation has determined you’re faking jacks.

Remember friends, a great philosopher once said: “It ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks.” You can’t be doing a drive by on Monday and taking the softest picture ever taken on Tuesday.

That sounds like dissociative identity disorder and you may need medication.