Sweet bearded baby Jesus, WTF are you even talking about?

If I have weird dreams I'ma blaming you...

I love you my beautiful sweetheart. And I know that if I just ramble until the end of eternity, the numbers game will be in my favor. And I'll have said all the things you needed to hear, to know you are loved, and you are perfect, and you are beautiful. You are the only you, and I will always love and support you, because I will never ever be able find another you. I love your cozy inner-world. It's stylish, it's interesting, it has character. Your heart is a place that I can never hope to recreate, let alone capture. I still don't know how I got here. 💕💕💕

Thank you for best comment.

I'm legit concerned that's gonna give me nightmares...

Holy Catholic Cabbage Patch Kid Batman! 😳