So did you consider my offer?

@LilPrincess before you give me that cynical laugh, can you just read the contract 🙄

@Temporallube

@LilPrincess wth? That’s the third time you did that 🤨

@calicuz come on! There’s perks that come with it

@Mooed78 you were supposed to stick your tongue out as part of the deal 🙄

@NewBeginnings7790 the one I shared with you on that day

@Temporallube you must have forgot to hit send…

@Iwillwait dedication to 24/7 nutella consumption, kit kat sandwiches with rye bread, and melted starburst in chicken soup

@Temporallube What is this Offer for? Your dietary needs?

@chrisCA remember. No one’s asking you about your business.

@Justenjoyit excellent! Your authentic and vintage, New York City cryo frozen pigeon toe nail, will be sent to you in the next 350 business days!

Because you were so skeptical in the beginning (as you should be), we will also throw in a selection of rat 🐀, possum, and raccoon 🦝, droppings covered in polyurethane: guaranteed to last through generations!

Thanks for your business!

@Temporallube [image]

@Justenjoyit lol