You’re not a real man if you can’t chug an entire 2 liter of root beer in one go

@itsok Real women bring a man his root beer, and drink it with him.

@rootbeardy *bes a fake woman*

@itsok I don’t like you, only real women for me. How do I swipe left on this thing?

@SW-User That’s heresy. You need to perform the proper respect out of the ritual for root beer willingly. One does not force root beer on someone. Root beer calls, it’s sweet frothy sirens song, and beckons the soul to partake in its jubilant nectars.

@rootbeardy I think i like you lol 🤣

@SW-User like root beer, not me. I’m just a simple mans.

@SW-User You must gots yourself a good mans to know that truth.

@rootbeardy living the A&W dream my friend

@Torsten Let me know when your balls stop pretending to be ovaries and finally drop son, I’ll treat you to a root beer when that time comes.

@rootbeardy my ovary balls are doing just fine root beer free and all thanks