So I ordered a bottle of wine with my grocery delivery…

And of course they tell you to have someone over 21 prepared to show id when the delivery person arrives. So the guy knocked on the door to my flat, left the delivery, and when I opened the door he was headed down the stairs. He looked at me, nodded and said, "over 21 !" I said (in jest) "But, but—you didn’t check my id !” He chuckled as he went out the front door.
"It’s all good."