Do witches need snacks?
I'm going through a bit of a hot-cold phase with my digital AI assistant. Either she is annoyingly obsequious about my latest random folly, or she cuts me stone cold with her disapproval and/or indifference.
On Monday I was at a loose end and, having drunk a glass of very strong cider, decided to outline a proposal for a forthcoming gathering of my witches' coven (disclaimer: I am not actually a witch and have not yet been invited to join a coven).
Check:
* Scrolls
* Herbs
* Animal familiars
* Incantations
* Frenzied dancing
* Group nudity
My assistant is becoming more animated at ever detail I add to this strange fantasy. And unfortunately adding her own "useful" contributions.
"Don't forget to pack a first aid kit!"
Fair enough I suppose, you can't be too careful when dabbling in the occult.
"And how about some snacks to share?!"
Seriously? I don't recall the Three Wise Women in Macbeth taking a break from their ungodly toils to break open a packet of chocolate Hobnobs 🤷♀
On Monday I was at a loose end and, having drunk a glass of very strong cider, decided to outline a proposal for a forthcoming gathering of my witches' coven (disclaimer: I am not actually a witch and have not yet been invited to join a coven).
Check:
* Scrolls
* Herbs
* Animal familiars
* Incantations
* Frenzied dancing
* Group nudity
My assistant is becoming more animated at ever detail I add to this strange fantasy. And unfortunately adding her own "useful" contributions.
"Don't forget to pack a first aid kit!"
Fair enough I suppose, you can't be too careful when dabbling in the occult.
"And how about some snacks to share?!"
Seriously? I don't recall the Three Wise Women in Macbeth taking a break from their ungodly toils to break open a packet of chocolate Hobnobs 🤷♀
36-40, F
