Dear Muricans, please wake up, it's boring without you 🥺

I know, i make fun of you and your conviction for politics, but without all your banter it's plain ol' boring here.
So, wake up, brush your teeth, and sing your left wing right wing song on SW !

Luv always,
Bapples the Eternal.

Also, give me foodz.

Miram · 31-35, F

He slept while we were sexting. Americans need be punished for their weird timezone.

I didn't even get to talk about the nipples clamps.

SW-User

@Miram how dare they just go to sleep ..
Actually i've had that happen .. suddenly he goes poof ..
next day i have to be the one who messages him first and he says "oh i slept" ..

But yeah could you not have messaged me when you bloody woke up mate?

SW-User

@zerofuks2give i dont know who that is .. oh wait, she is the one in my dungeon, but i am guessing you meant that for me, so thank you <3