Creationist scientists are real scientists. I feel bad that you fell on the ice and hit your head. I wish you a proper recovery.

I sure appreciate your words of wisdom, Professor. I've learned a lot from your distinguished presence here on SW!

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there are none, but respect only each other

On some Lewis Carroll-ian level this is brilliant.

Electrons spin when they are not waves.

Thank you for sharing your vast expanse of knowledge. Did you learn this in spin class?

This is the best TED talk yet.