When will aliens abduct me so I can get away from these eccentric people and crackheads?🤷

Well the fastest way to encourage aliens to abduct you is to first build them an attractive landing platform (4 of those old satellite dishes from the early 2000 work well). Cheers!

It’s just like the movies where they are in their spaceships and a whole city in there

You might not like their intentions either! 🙃😆

There’s spaceships is like a cruise just in space

They already forgot about you