I grow weary of Ursa Minor Beta, and so my journey continues.
It was said in an issue of Playbeing, "When you are tired of Ursa Minor Beta you are tired of life." Unfortunately, this quote being published led to a tripling of the suicide rate.
At any rate, I shall move on. I hope to arrive at the only Planet Hollywood not located on a planet. Rather, it is on a space station near the Orion nebula. Updates to come.