The first day of my vacation did not go as planned.

My original plan was to vacation on a planet called Bethselamin, which I remembered being a vacation paradise.
Unspoiled by tourists, with vast forested areas for camping, as well as some of the best luxury hotels in the galaxy.

Imagine my surprise when I entered the atmosphere and saw this:
Where once lay unspoiled wilderness, now sprawls a vast city, encompassing most of the lone continent. And what's worse, the government of Bethselamin is so worried about cumulative erosion from the ten billion tourists per year that they now weigh you when you arrive at customs, and also when you leave. If you have gained any weight, they surgically remove it.

Needless to say, I have chosen a different planet on which to vacation, called Kagraflaxia:
The tourist trade is much less brisk, but I do love the view from my hotel room:
Tomorrow morning, I intend having breakfast on the top of Mt. Selenithal.