I bet a nudist's sofa smells like ass

Maybe they cover it in that thick plastic stuff and they have to peel themselves off it whenever they get up

What do you suggest?
Suppository mints?

Not really. A good nudist always has towels to sit on. The use of a towel to sit on in nude or semi-nude settings is a matter of common courtesy and consideration for hygiene and the comfort of yourself and others. It's a widely accepted practice in various cultures and settings where communal nudity is common.

They always show up to explain 🙄 tmi

My ass smells like sofa

Yeah but my ass smells like vanilla coconut so…

Dippyjoe'e

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Dups warmer duh