I may have accidentally flashed the delivery girl

Shiiit Casey, this is really shameworthy behaviour. An innocent mistake, riiiight. What you did was flash your gash to that poor young hospitality worker who was just doing her job, unaware of your exhibitionist tendencies. I bet your flabby folds of belly-fat and ripped-out-fireplace pussy shocked the girl into being sexually incapable with her boyfriend that night. And then you masturbated while good food was going cold. I bet tomorrow at this hotel you're going to "accidentally-on-purpose" come out of the bathroom naked after ignoring the polite knock of the housekeeping staff. Just to obtain the self-gratification of having a stranger see the parts the rest of us decent folk keep PRIVATE, Casey! Fukken disgraceful behaviour.