It was a naked kind of day in my house, nice and warm and I was home alone so it was a work from home naked day, just how I like it. I do like to WFH naked, it started during covid and has just carried on, if the weather is mild or even better warm, why not? The bind is always if my next door neighbour is in the garden or if the doorbell goes what do I do? Do I get dressed or do I just carry on — the first question if someone's next door I just carry on — my next door neighbour has already seen me I'm sure many times, and it's not like I'm walking around parading an erection, I'm just naked. And the doorbell thing, well we were about to find out. I was lost busy doing something for work on the computer typing some notes or doing some updates, I can't really remember. The doorbell went and we have an extender in the office so off I trotted to the front door. It was only when I got to our door that I remember that I was naked..
Oh, what the hell I thought, as I unlock the door, I kind of stood to one side, not wanted to expose myself fully as the delivery guy who I didn't recognise, handed me a parcel. ‘Thanks very much’ I said, he just smiled and said ‘nice day for it, I like your style, I wish I could do all my deliveries naked, especially on a day like this’.
Well, I didn't know what to say to be honest was I really going to engage a delivery man I've never met before in conversation while I was naked? ‘yeah I don’t think all your customers would like that’ I replied, seriously I was doing this… ‘hell anyway you’ve nothing to be hiding, if your a real nudist you’d have no problem showing it all’ I guess he was right, wasn’t he and surely I didn’t need anymore of an invitation so I just let the door open fully and show myself. Thinking about it now, it didn't feel strange at all, indeed it felt quite empowering, but then again I may have just been lucky with a delivery guy that either didn't mind or had a good gift of the gab to persuade me that he didn't mind. ‘Oh I nearly forgot I need to take a picture’ he said, and with that I held the package covering my midriff, and he took his picture - ‘can you show me’ I asked, so he stood closer and showed me his hand held tablet thingy with a colour picture of my midriff with the parcel showing. ‘See you next time’ as he turned to walk away, ‘absolutely’ I said and shut the door with a smile on my face. I’d forgotten that these days the pictures they take are then used on the email confirmation, so by the time I've got to my desk at the back of my house, up pings the email with the picture that he took of my midriff saying successful parcel delivery. Now that delivery man did delivery some weeks later, but that’s a story for another day, the real question is have you answered the door naked and if so what reaction did you get, was I just lucky?
Ive answered naked but hidden initially and then on one occasion having initially been discrete I had to sign for a delivery and no option but to open the door fully. I’ve done it numerous times since and often receive takeaway deliveries both here in the uk and at my place in Spain with no issues.
