I need to fuck my mom's pussy how can I get her to fuck with me

Gross

Tell her you know John Olinger.

Easy, do what I did, She came home drunk one night. I fixed her a double screwdriver. She didn’t taste the vodka so I made her another.
She laughed and laughed while I fucked her good.
It was great. Two days later she was pulling my pants down to suck me hard. Easy peasy, but you better have good skills , staying power and a good sized dick or she won’t come back for seconds

Do the mating ritual

Tell her you did the nasty with her favourite (male) lead singer.

Go to prison! Mommy will willing oblige...