Do you shake your vageen off everytime you pèe?

@Straylight I dry my vageen with sand paper

@deadgerbil Is that how you get that smooth finish?

@pillowprincess jesus christ

@crownedwithlaurel97
Nah, let’s leave religion out of this 😌

@pillowprincess 🙄

@caccoon wiggling like Winnie the Pooh?

@CrustyDDingus I don't even KNOW I was horrified whenever he brought it up