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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I'm not ready to be a father!
Viper · M
@deadgerbil deadbeatgerbil?

SW-User
@deadgerbil give me grand babies
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
There’s a rubber ducky joke here somewhere….
froggtongue · M
Rubber on ducky doesn't work anyway. Two plastics don't make a right.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Im wearing one now just in case
u say it like its bad thing:P
Applepiedom · 61-69, M
Gotta love risk sex
Ducky · 31-35, F
This is a shitpost, btw
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Viper · M
😳 so your wife has to wear the condom?

SW-User
It's fine. I didn't cum inside you. Also, I don't have a penis. Yet.
MethDozer · M
How many times do I have to tell you? You can't get pregnant from a facial.