Don't touch my machete...

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SW-User

Well if you trim the bushes more often you may not need the machete

SW-User

@AlchemyFox I hear that’s the fad these days

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@SW-User using a machete to shave?

SW-User

@AlchemyFox no. The closer shave.

Ontheroad · M

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@Ontheroad hell yeah 😂 I'll join!

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

I'm only taking it so it doesn't accidentally scar your precious skin

I wouldn't [i]dare[/i] touch your machete.

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@PhoenixPhail you don't want your fingerprints on it 😳

@AlchemyFox It's not [i]that,[/i] it's that you requested I don't touch it. I'm honoring your request.

I might just touch it. Lol

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@Sojournersoul if you do, wipe off your fingerprints

@AlchemyFox Of course and my DNA. 😂😂😂😂

Ferric67 · M

Chicks with machetes are badass

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@Ferric67 So you know 🥷

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