Don't touch my machete...

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

SW-User

Well if you trim the bushes more often you may not need the machete

SW-User

@SW-User I hear that’s the fad these days

SW-User

@SW-User using a machete to shave?

SW-User

@SW-User no. The closer shave.

Ontheroad · M

SW-User

@Ontheroad hell yeah 😂 I'll join!

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

I'm only taking it so it doesn't accidentally scar your precious skin

I wouldn't dare touch your machete.

SW-User

@PhoenixPhail you don't want your fingerprints on it 😳

@SW-User It's not that, it's that you requested I don't touch it. I'm honoring your request.

I might just touch it. Lol

SW-User

@Sojournersoul if you do, wipe off your fingerprints

@SW-User Of course and my DNA. 😂😂😂😂

Ferric67 · M

Chicks with machetes are badass

SW-User

@Ferric67 So you know 🥷

Add a comment...