porn actor Dick Swellington!
Hello everyone! My name is Dick Swellington! I am a porn actor from North Hollywood California in the San Fernando Valley. I am 32 6'2 200 lbs of solid muscle! I call myself Dick Swellington because my dick swells to 10 inches! I have done over a thousand porn movies! And fucked over a thousand women! Women seem to love my huge gigantic cock! Women recognize me on the street and want my autograph. Some women just want to fuck me!
But I've been having problems with my dick lately. It won't get hard! It just lays there limp! So I went to see my doctor. He said he had seen this sort of thing before. He asked me what I do for a living. I said I was a porn actor. I have done over a thousand movies and have fucked over a thousand women! Yes, the doctor said, I've seen this before. There's nothing wrong with your dick! It's just on vacation. It just wants some time to rest. Oh! Okay! How long of a vacation does my dick need?! Well, I don't know it could be months. Oh my! I said!
So I just waited it out. And to my surprise, my dick started working again! So I decided to go back to making porn movies but my dick went limp again! So I went back to the doctor to see what was wrong. The doctor said he had seen this thing as well. Your dick is tired of doing porn and wants to retire! Oh really, I said! So I guess I have to retire and find another job. That's when I decided to become an escort for a company in Beverly Hills. And guess what my cock sprang back to life again! I guess he liked the idea!
So there you have it a little introduction to myself. Thanks for reading everybody! This is Dick Swellington signing off for now!
But I've been having problems with my dick lately. It won't get hard! It just lays there limp! So I went to see my doctor. He said he had seen this sort of thing before. He asked me what I do for a living. I said I was a porn actor. I have done over a thousand movies and have fucked over a thousand women! Yes, the doctor said, I've seen this before. There's nothing wrong with your dick! It's just on vacation. It just wants some time to rest. Oh! Okay! How long of a vacation does my dick need?! Well, I don't know it could be months. Oh my! I said!
So I just waited it out. And to my surprise, my dick started working again! So I decided to go back to making porn movies but my dick went limp again! So I went back to the doctor to see what was wrong. The doctor said he had seen this thing as well. Your dick is tired of doing porn and wants to retire! Oh really, I said! So I guess I have to retire and find another job. That's when I decided to become an escort for a company in Beverly Hills. And guess what my cock sprang back to life again! I guess he liked the idea!
So there you have it a little introduction to myself. Thanks for reading everybody! This is Dick Swellington signing off for now!