What do you think of when you masturbate
Women and men what is your motivation. Is it something taboo. Something from long ago. Who would you let see you masturbate
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Scene: A cozy living room. @HumanEarth (HE), @laurieluvsit (Laurie), and @GunFinger, (Finger) are sitting on a couch, drinking beers and chatting.
HE (smirking) You know, I've been thinking about something.
Laurie (raising an eyebrow) Oh boy, here we go.
Finger (nervously) What is it, HE?
HE (leaning in) What do you think about when you're, you know, having some "alone time"?
Laurie (laughs) Alone time? You mean when you're masturbating?
Finger (blushing) Oh, come on, Laurie! We don't have to be so blunt about it.
Laurie (shrugs) Well, it's true. So, what do you think about, HE?
HE (grinning) Well, I think about a lot of things. Sometimes it's just random stuff. Like, I was thinking about how weird it is that we have to use the term "alone time" instead of just saying "masturbating."
Finger (laughs) Yeah, it's like we're all in a secret club where we can't say the word.
Laurie (nods) True. But seriously, what do you think about? Like, do you have a fantasy or something?
HE (pauses) Sometimes. But mostly, I just think about how weird it is that we all do it but never talk about it.
Finger (smiling) That's actually a good point. It's like the elephant in the room.
Laurie (laughs) Yeah, the elephant with a very specific purpose.
HE (grinning) Exactly. And you know what? It's okay to talk about it. It's a natural thing. We should just be more open about it.
Finger (nods) I agree. Maybe we should start a support group or something.
Laurie (laughs) A support group for masturbation? That sounds like a comedy sketch in itself.
HE (smirking) Well, it's a start. Maybe we can call it "The Great Alone Time Debate."
Laurie (laughs) I like it. Let's do it.
Finger (smiling) Count me in. But can we at least keep the term "alone time" for now?
HE (laughs) Deal. To alone time!
Everyone (raising their beers) To alone time
HE (smirking) You know, I've been thinking about something.
Laurie (raising an eyebrow) Oh boy, here we go.
Finger (nervously) What is it, HE?
HE (leaning in) What do you think about when you're, you know, having some "alone time"?
Laurie (laughs) Alone time? You mean when you're masturbating?
Finger (blushing) Oh, come on, Laurie! We don't have to be so blunt about it.
Laurie (shrugs) Well, it's true. So, what do you think about, HE?
HE (grinning) Well, I think about a lot of things. Sometimes it's just random stuff. Like, I was thinking about how weird it is that we have to use the term "alone time" instead of just saying "masturbating."
Finger (laughs) Yeah, it's like we're all in a secret club where we can't say the word.
Laurie (nods) True. But seriously, what do you think about? Like, do you have a fantasy or something?
HE (pauses) Sometimes. But mostly, I just think about how weird it is that we all do it but never talk about it.
Finger (smiling) That's actually a good point. It's like the elephant in the room.
Laurie (laughs) Yeah, the elephant with a very specific purpose.
HE (grinning) Exactly. And you know what? It's okay to talk about it. It's a natural thing. We should just be more open about it.
Finger (nods) I agree. Maybe we should start a support group or something.
Laurie (laughs) A support group for masturbation? That sounds like a comedy sketch in itself.
HE (smirking) Well, it's a start. Maybe we can call it "The Great Alone Time Debate."
Laurie (laughs) I like it. Let's do it.
Finger (smiling) Count me in. But can we at least keep the term "alone time" for now?
HE (laughs) Deal. To alone time!
Everyone (raising their beers) To alone time
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