Where is the riskiest place you have masturbated completely naked?

@Ashly And I thought the seal noises were from the seals 🤔

@ostfuidctyvm you’re wild 😂

@Ashly So seals are you kink 😲

@SW-User no 😂
Just took advantage of the opportunity 😁

@Ashly I can only think about the seals 👀

@ostfuidctyvm it’s called Seal beach but they’re not there all the time lol

@Ashly AND WE KNOW WHAT SCARED THEM AWAY 🤨

[@Ashly @Ashly Did you get applause afterwards 😁

@SW-User no 😂

@Ashly 🤔Perhaps you weren’t doing it right then 💁‍♂️

Haha 😂

@SW-User umm.. I saw my opportunity and I took it that’s all 😅
Luckily I didn’t get caught

@Ashly Are you sure 🤔. You know some of those seals have cameras attached for research purposes 😅
I must go check for seal cam footage 😁

@Ashly They need to redo the signs on that beach.

No ball games
Clean up after your dogs
Obey the warning flags
NO FAPPING

@ostfuidctyvm this was a few years ago 😂 and people have done a lot worse on that beach 😅

@Ashly And how would know this 🤔😉. Have you been perving 🫣. 😂