A father's advice

My dad told me if I kept jacking off I'd go blind.
I said dad, I'm over here!

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ididntknow · 51-55, M

When spike Milligan was caught masterbating by his father, his father told him, stop that boy, do you want all your children to be small ?

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

It allsoo giivess you hares on the psalms of your hannds and fiingers, that is why I havee sommany typoos.

Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic I can't read your response...(Answer provided by "Son of Cujo" an irritated Guide Dog for the Blind)

Flenflyys · 31-35, F

Lol

Oddly my dad told me if I was proud of my tools to build a shed over them. I was so damn proud I built a barn!

DavidScott · 51-55, M

I don't usually like these kind of jokes, but that's funny

Babaloo64 · 41-45, M

Same advise

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