I want to be a human pet so I can go on a trip to the groomer

I want my lady bits hairless again. Also my legs and arms and everywhere but my head, eyelashes, and eyebrows to be totally bald. I hate having body hair. The worst is butt hair. Butt hair is ridiculous and proof there is no god.

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VTDestiny · 22-25, M

I feel the same way about my body hair... well... except for the part about the lady bits, I'm a guy, so change that part to guy bits