I want to be a human pet so I can go on a trip to the groomer

I want my lady bits hairless again. Also my legs and arms and everywhere but my head, eyelashes, and eyebrows to be totally bald. I hate having body hair. The worst is butt hair. Butt hair is ridiculous and proof there is no god.

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CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

I want to be a human pet so I could lie in the sun all day long with no responsibilities and no consequences.
Just kidding. I don't want to be a human pet. Ever.

SW-User

You just want to be petted all day 😉.
By the way …
What’s taking so long with the hacksaw I asked for ? You expect me to stay chained to this radiator all weekend 😒. @CrazyMusicLover