When you are horny, you...

Depends on the circumstances! When I'm "horny" (in the morning, mostly), and I'm on my own, I'll take a cold shower to get it over with... 😏

If my partner is there, i arouse him. If not, I use my sex toy.

I got a hand job yesterday and I'm now officially a sign language interpreter

Although I can't wait for Steak and Blowjob Day (sometimes Steak & BJ Day or Steak and Knobber Day)

Some people are lucky enough to have enormous horns

Sometimes a whack of shame is the only thing preventing you from texting that crazy ex you could hook up with but know you shouldn't