my chair just broke. wth. now I have nowhere to sit at my desk.

Do you enjoy riding.... bicycles?

Of course.

I would be honored

Ooh I’m going to use this line on cowboy 🫣

Hold on everyone - I got this.
Hi I hear you have a problem, something along the line of a chair breaking and now you can't sit at your desk.
Got a solution. Break the legs on your desk. Or....just break the desk.

You're welcome.

I thought you’d never ask! 😍😊

Yeah, or pretty much anywhere on me.
I'm chill.

As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit…🤣

It’s all yours 😌

Let me coiffe my mustache first...wouldn't want it to be all pokey.

Sure. There's a lever for adjusting the height.

*orders you a new chair from Amazon*

You are such a riot. 🤭

No because you’ll fart.