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Not all naked pics are sexy though, right? [I Love Sexy Pics]

Let's face it; they're not. Some are, and some are not.

Well, one of the most prolific purveyors of pics on SW is my friend @Ambroseguy80. His habit of feeding SW's daily appetite for sexy guys & girls has driven his profile to over 60,000 views (and yes, I'm one of his near daily visitors).

But what makes a naked pic sexy? Everyone has a "type" and Amby certainly knows mine. In one recent comment thread, I remarked that he should just allow me to curate his posts because the ones I hearted seemed to get a higher number of hearts from the SW community at large.

Well, one thing led to another and the idea of proving that claim came to me. Okay, so here goes ... Do my fav pics rate higher? And what else correlates to higher rated pics?

My analysis went back through 55 posts from Amby and recorded many variables (male/female, tattoos, piercings, approximate boob size, "badonk" status of any butts shown, etc). Since he does not often post guys, they were dropped from my data (too low an occurrence yields statistically invalid data). Similarly, there were not enough instances of tats or piercings or body paint to analyze their influence so they were dropped as well.

So what was left? Fifty-five posts of naked or nearly naked women showing various attributes. :) On average, you all rated them up with 23 hearts with a range from 10 hearts on the low side to 46 on the high side:

Let's get to my initial claim first: That the pics I hearted were higher rated on average than the pics I didn't heart (and yes, I only used pics from before this discussion so as not to bias the results):
The pics I had previously hearted received on average 29.2 hearts. The ones I didn't heart, received only 15.5 hearts

Okay, so Amby should clearly run his posts by me for the 👍 or 👎 before wasting everyone's time! ;)

But what else drives hearts in the world of sexy pics? How about the presence of the woman's face? Clearly you must like to gaze longingly into our eyes, right? Nope. No impact whatsoever on the number of hearts. 🙄

How about the presence of boobs in the pic? Does that drive hearts? Again, nope. Pics with boobs averaged ~23 hearts; pics without boobs averaged ~24 hearts (insignificant diff). But wait ... what about size??
Wait! What??? You guys all actually prefer smaller boobs?? Amby: Take note! (Size rating purely arbitrary by me 😁)

Butt what about butts? Lol, yes, I've been waiting to say that! 😉 Does the presence of a naked butt in the pic drive hearts? Again, just as with boobs: Nope. You peeps don't care. Pics both with and without butts rate about the same number of hearts. Butt, what about the size of the butt? Does a Badonk-esque butt rate higher or lower than other butts?

What?!?!? Really? You SWeeps like Badonks better?? 🤦‍♀️ And of course, the official SW arbiter of Badonk status is @TexChik's comments. 😉

I hope you've found this exercise informative and educational. And before you criticize me for this, what did you do on your fourteen day quarantine?!?! 🤨





This is not the first time I've gleaned statistics from his posts. Check this out for my first statistical analysis of Amby's work: https://similarworlds.com/2435000-I-Like-Natural-Boobs/825555-Hey-Ladies-Ready-for-some-fun-And-by-the-way-thats.
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Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Well, wonderful work as always @sarabee1995! However, your suggestion that I run all pics by you first would presume that I care if everyone feels the same as I do about every pic that I post - I don’t. 😄😄

Anyway, interesting results about those badonks! I kind of always sensed that you and Tex were in the minority about those. Plump and round butts are sexy most of the time. ;)
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80 Lol, not that you care "if everyone feels the same as I do about every pic that I post," but rather I know you try to drive viewership, right? Higher rated posts would drive viewership even faster, no?
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@sarabee1995 actually I don’t care about the viewership numbers as much as you’d think either. I, too, am surprised by that. I do try to post things I think the forum would like - of course - but I’m not over here dying over the view numbers. I do the “View” posts to get rid of the amount of coins I am amassing. Lol
TexChik · F
@Ambroseguy80 😲 How much you got?
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80 Lol, I bet you have a ton!
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@TexChik not as many as you, coz the boobs aren’t mine. 🤣🤣

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sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80 Holy smokes! I thought I had a lot at 150k!!
TexChik · F
@Ambroseguy80 Ahh ... I have a little over 500K
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80 @TexChik Okay, I'm officially jealous of you both!
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@TexChik that’s $250k + for each boob! 😏
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@sarabee1995 you would have more than me if you were here as much.
TexChik · F
@Ambroseguy80 Well, Mac says they are pretty good 🤷🏻‍♀️
TexChik · F
@sarabee1995 I could arrange a loan ! 😊
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@TexChik well I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about. 🤤🤤
TexChik · F
@Ambroseguy80 he’s my only customer 😉
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@TexChik Wait... A loan of what? Are we still talking about coins here?? 😉
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@sarabee1995 better read that fine print girl. 😬
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80 Hahaha!
TexChik · F
@sarabee1995 maybe😉
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@TexChik 😏
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@TexChik pretty good? They’re spectacular 😉
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@JesseInTX 😲
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@sarabee1995 trust me on this. @TexChik’s boobs are amazing 👍🏻
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@JesseInTX Lol, I believe you. I'm never fast enough on those posts.
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@sarabee1995 I’m one of what I call the fortunate few who have been able to catch her when she shows them. One of the perks of managing my body posts so closely 😉
TexChik · F
@sarabee1995 poof! 😘