Why Does a Tablespoon of Olive Oil Burn My Throat?

Because I'm possessed? Or because I'm not a virgin?

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HootyTheNightOwl Best Comment

You're pregnant!!!

hunkalove · 61-69, M

@HootyTheNightOwl Dagnabit, all to Heck! I shoulda knowed!

@hunkalove Yeah, especially when you stated that you aren't a virgin... the only other option is pregnancy, or cooties.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

@HootyTheNightOwl i actually am a virgin. I'm so ashamed!

@hunkalove Lies!!! No takesies back now!!!