Blowing your load in odd ways

I was chatting with a fellow who likes to blow his load on his sinster in laws undies and thought about some of the ways I blew my load here are 3 ways.....
1.I used to sneak into my High School after hours and cum on the seats where the cool gitls sat every day.
2.Also, at a party I was dared to cum in the hair of a drunk sleeping chick . I loved that and did it many times to others. Sometimes on thier bare feet.
3.But my favourite was to cum on the lace panties of my exwife while she was sleeping. It would glue her pubes and give her a shock when she went to the toilet. I did her hair as well.