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KungFuVixen · F
Transmission fluid
KungFuVixen · F
Changed that after reading everyone else replies. I'm going with gear oil 😊


Temporallube · M
@KungFuVixen just get me in all your joints and solve your problems
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
Bacon grease
Temporallube · M
@tiltawhirl you must think my brain is a real pigsty. Don’t you 🤨
HumanEarth · F
Used motor oil
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Temporallube · M
@HumanEarth just wipe me away afterwards 😒
HumanEarth · F
I think I started an oil tend for you
Temporallube · M
@HumanEarth thanks for your lubricating charity 😒
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Canola oil?
Temporallube · M
@AngelUnforgiven so I can fry your fried rice?
Jiffy?
Temporallube · M
@SStarfish now that changes the whole lube paradigm 😳
@Temporallube oh *shrugs*
Temporallube · M
@SStarfish leave it to a starfish to not care about being lubey 🤨
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Lard...
Temporallube · M
@Thodsis are you trying to say I’m what makes a fat piggy cuisine special? 🤨
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@Temporallube Praise the Lard!....
Temporallube · M
@Thodsis lol
Lilymoon · F
Vaseline I mean valvoline 🫠
Temporallube · M
@Lilymoon as long as its not analgesic cream
Lilyb · 22-25, F
WD40
Temporallube · M
@Lilyb damn I’m used by many people to fix their rusty problems 😳
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Lobal lube.


Temporallube · M
@JoyfulSilence oh shyt. My brain is in the slippery hands of the corporate 😳
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M