Fuck, my ass hole hurts, should've used more lube

You ever heard of the pro Chef mistake? The new beginner chef is always careful with the knife and he is less likely to cut themselves but the since the pro have been doing this for many years he is gets confident and careless with the knife and hurts himself more often.

I am the pro chef, I barely used any lube since I have been doing this for a long time and thought it will be fine