Just a saw a video of a guy in hospital getting a bottle of air freshener removed from his ass hole, skill issue

Bro I shoved countless number of things up inside my bum when I was like 14ish "growing up with strict nutjob parents would force you to improvise", I even went to sleep with tomatoes inside me once and not once lost anything inside .

Pathetic.

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iamthe99 · M

I have xrayed people with implements such as a water bottle, a screwdriver, and various dildos shoved all the way in. They all had an excuse.

Youngboy16 · 18-21, M

@iamthe99 what was the best excuse

iamthe99 · M

@Youngboy16 The screwdriver guy said that his toolkit was magnetic and when he stepped in front of it, the screwedriver somehow leapt out and went up his bum

Youngboy16 · 18-21, M

@iamthe99 hahaha, that was defently true

iamthe99 · M

@Youngboy16 Although one of my colleagues had an insertion incident as well, and the patient apparently said that there was no way he could explain this away, which is why he had travelled about 40 miles to a hospital where hopefully no one knew who he was!

TheBatQueen · 22-25, F

@iamthe99 would just up tell them , I was too horny to think straight

iamthe99 · M

@TheBatQueen There's no judgment in healthcare facilities :)

TheBatQueen · 22-25, F

@iamthe99 exactly, I am not trying to date the doctor they probably seen similar cases 100 times before.
They ask because they want to know if there anything serious or needs medical attention

iamthe99 · M

@TheBatQueen Yup, the things some patients tell you. But you gotta be confidential.

Youngboy16 · 18-21, M

@iamthe99 haha, understandable